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 <title>Boardroom Bastrds - Chemical Induced Carnage&lt;br&gt;We are so bastardly, we can&#039;t even spell bastrd.com right!&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com</link>
 <description> -&lt;small&gt;We are so bastardly, we can&#039;t even spell bastrds.com right!&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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 <title>Lothar can suck a cack</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/245</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;That is all.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 13:43:19 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Boardroom</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/244</link>
 <description>&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:14:31 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Aussie Nipps</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/229</link>
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastrd.com/node/229&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.bastrd.com/filemanager/active?fid=624&quot; class=&#039;acidfree&#039; alt=&quot;Aussie Nipps&quot; title=&quot;Aussie Nipps&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Aussie Nipps&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was in Adelaide, Australia at the mall.  Walking with my parents.  I catch this out of the corner of my eye, walking fast the other way.  In a moment of blind instinct, I reach with my right hand into my left pocket and pull out the camera. (had a beer in the left hand) I aim from the hip and take the shot.  Look to my dad, &quot;Hey, I hope that turns out!&quot;  He replies, &quot;Me too son, me too.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:25:41 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Don&#039;t forget to create an account!</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/132</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Much of the content and features are locked from the public.  You need to create an account to access the goods.  Don&#039;t worry, passwords are encrypted, email is safe, etc.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DO IT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It only takes 30 seconds.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:15:20 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Boardroom Meeting I</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/131</link>
 <description>&lt;div class=&quot;event-nodeapi&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;flexinode-1-start&quot;&gt;&lt;label&gt;Start: &lt;/label&gt;2006-04-14 20:00&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;event-nodeapi&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;flexinode-1-end&quot;&gt;&lt;label&gt;End: &lt;/label&gt;2006-04-15 07:00&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;event-nodeapi&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;flexinode-1-tz&quot;&gt;&lt;label&gt;Timezone: &lt;/label&gt;Etc/GMT-5&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:17:51 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>The Book of Bastard</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/129</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Contained within these pages is our legacy.  We pass it on to you.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:39:06 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>The Business Plan</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/113</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Throughout the course of life there are many tasks which one takes on...  Foremost, breathing, and then others gradually fall into play, ...school, jobs, bills, etc.  Now, many only see this side, ...the one involving an ever-growing slew of responsibilities.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, ...there is another side, a side so dark that it is often over-looked by the common man... this dark side, though I believe once referenced in a underground B-cult-classic by the name of Star Wars, is the bastard side.  (The contents of which are described later on).  This is the side that “MEETINGS” will concentrate on.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 14:02:32 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Features galore</title>
 <link>http://www.bastrd.com/node/112</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Make sure you check out the photo/video gallery.  Its under &quot;Proof!&quot;  (As in proof that we are bastards)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are Forums to shoot the shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Under &quot;Books,&quot; we can add the stories of our escapades.  I&#039;m sure there are enough to entertain generations to come.  Pass on the legacy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every registered user has access to a blog.  Items you post can be shown on the front page.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is also a calendar and event system to coordinate Boardroom Meetings(tm).  There is a countdown on the left hand side for the first meeting.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:58:30 -0500</pubDate>
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