The Business Plan
Throughout the course of life there are many tasks which one takes on... Foremost, breathing, and then others gradually fall into play, ...school, jobs, bills, etc. Now, many only see this side, ...the one involving an ever-growing slew of responsibilities.
However, ...there is another side, a side so dark that it is often over-looked by the common man... this dark side, though I believe once referenced in a underground B-cult-classic by the name of Star Wars, is the bastard side. (The contents of which are described later on). This is the side that “MEETINGS” will concentrate on.
This is a call to arms gentlemen, and we have a business plan. As discussed over a several beverages in one of our many boardrooms with a few co-founders this past weekend… Brother Ciaciuch, Brother Meeks & myself have concocted something so entirely ridiculous that it just might work. The principle is quite simply this:
Some people have girlfriends, wives, transvestite-whore-lover-mistresses (Dan T.! Just kidding Dan, I know you don’t, ...not really, ...you do! ;), & some don’t, but regardless, ...this is a simple equation which contains the possibility to yield: A bhastardly reunion of sorts... to continue, ...a goodfellas night out is in order! Or in a word: SEVERAL. Granted, any night could be this night, but with organization, there is guaranteed chaotic results!!! We figured that even with a month time frame, procrastination and whichever other outside forces may not yield a show of strength in the turn-out dept. Therefore we help guarantee results, we have created the BI-MONTHLY: An almost guaranteed timeframe in which a compromised date/time/location can be set & scheduled for such a goodfellaz-night out occasion. Any and all updates & bits of wisdom can be posted to a “members-only” e-mail (such as this one). I like to think of it as a sort of hybrid between the unsaid commradary of Fight Club & the chaos-unleashed drinking-style of Will “Frank The Tank” Farrell from Old School.
Now I’m not going to lie, ...there may be some RISK and DANGER involved... and quite frankly I cannot rule out the possibility of some jail time.